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DEV. DBA. vs. WHAT YOU’LL LEARN:. Nothing Of Value. READY?. LET’S START BY DISPELLING SOME MYTHS. FIRSTLY. Developers don’t know jack about databases. SECONDLY. DBA’s know nothing about development. THIRDLY. They can each do the others jobs. FINALLY. They can’t work together. So.

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  1. DEV DBA vs

  2. WHAT YOU’LL LEARN: • Nothing • Of • Value

  3. READY?

  4. LET’S START BY DISPELLING SOME MYTHS

  5. FIRSTLY Developers don’t know jack about databases

  6. SECONDLY DBA’s know nothing about development

  7. THIRDLY They can each do the others jobs

  8. FINALLY They can’t work together

  9. So • who are • you?

  10. Phil Winstanley

  11. Plip

  12. $41T

  13. we add • microsoft expertise • to your development teams

  14. but mostly • we help customers • get their apps built and deployed

  15. and nearly every • application we see • is attached to a database.

  16. so we see • the pain • from the DBA & DEV relationships

  17. EVERYDAY

  18. so, • what’s • the problem?

  19. is • this? • it

  20. and, • how • do we fix it?

  21. we’ll • come back • to that…

  22. let’s, • look at • what we hate • about each other.

  23. what • do you • hate about developers?

  24. well?

  25. they dare • to query • your database?

  26. that they • don’t understand • the consequences • of their queries?

  27. that you • can’t tweak • their SQL?

  28. that they think • an empty string • is a null.

  29. perhaps • they blame you • for live application issues?

  30. do you resent that • you are the one • up at 11 PM fixing apps.

  31. when they • are in the • pub?

  32. Oh, • the Schema, • your lovely schema.

  33. the crazy • demands • they place on your schema.

  34. It’s • fair to say • developers are a pain in the…

  35. what • do you • hate about DBA’s?

  36. well, • we love you DBA’s, • really, we do.

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