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What Job Ads REALLY Mean

What Job Ads REALLY Mean. “Competitive Salary”. WE STAY COMPETITIVE BY PAYING YOU LESS THAN OUR COMPETITION. “Fast-Paced Company”. WE have no time to train you. “Casual Work Atmosphere”. Since we don’t pay you much, we don’t expect you to dress up. “Some Overtime Required”.

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What Job Ads REALLY Mean

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  1. What Job Ads REALLY Mean

  2. “Competitive Salary” WE STAY COMPETITIVE BY PAYING YOU LESS THAN OUR COMPETITION.

  3. “Fast-Paced Company” WE have no time to train you.

  4. “Casual Work Atmosphere” Since we don’t pay you much, we don’t expect you to dress up.

  5. “Some Overtime Required” Some every night and some every weekend.

  6. “Duties Will Vary” Anyone in the office can boss you around.

  7. “Must Have an Eye for Detail” We have no quality assurance.

  8. “Career-Minded” Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

  9. “Apply in Person” Forget it if you’re old, fat, or ugly.

  10. “Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience” You’ll be replacing 3 people who just quit.

  11. “Problem-Solving Skills a MUST” You’re walking into perpetual chaos.

  12. “Requires Team Leadership Skills” You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.

  13. “Good Communication Skills” Management communicates. You listen and figure out what they want.

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