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THE MULLET

THE MULLET. DEFINITION. Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly. EXAMPLE. Business. Party. NOMENCLATURE. Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”

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THE MULLET

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  1. THE MULLET

  2. DEFINITION Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly.

  3. EXAMPLE Business Party

  4. NOMENCLATURE Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut” Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchase

  5. SUBTYPES

  6. CAMERO CUT Common among drivers of Chevy Cameros, as well as Trans Am’s and Thunderbirds SUBTYPES

  7. CAMERO CUT SUBTYPES

  8. CAMERO CUT SUBTYPES

  9. BMX MULLET Among the longest of the subtypes Some are mistaken for ugly girls SUBTYPES

  10. PORN MULLET Elegant blend of form and function SUBTYPES

  11. MIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for short stature with long hair mullet Mullet SUBTYPES

  12. MIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for short stature with long hair SUBTYPES

  13. MIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for short stature with long hair SUBTYPES

  14. ? SUBTYPES

  15. “SPECIAL” MULLET The intellectually challenged who sometimes forget to cut the back of their hair SUBTYPES

  16. MEAN AGE UNTIL 1ST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AMONG MULLETS

  17. FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATION

  18. FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATION

  19. FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATION

  20. MULLET HOT SPOTS • Professional wrestling matches • auto races • monster truck rallies • dog tracks

  21. MULLET HOT SPOTS • On the web: www.mulletsgalore.com www.northamericanmulletpage.com www.nomullets.com

  22. MULLET QUESTIONS?

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