What do you think? My life has no meaning!

1. Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! My name is Simón Molón and this is “Bum, Bum Corazón”.Welcome everybody!

2. Thank you, thank you very much, dear audience. Tonight we have an extraordinary show, with lots of surprises and intrigues, and you, yes you, my dear viewer, you could win a fantastic car if you keep watching our show!

3. But let’s get to it! As I was saying, this is going to be interesting… Let me sum up the facts. Everything starts when these controversial photos are published on the cover of the latest issue of the magazine “MARUJOLA”.

4. “Is Churry double-dealing?” That’s the question! The sexiest singer of the moment caught cheating on his girlfriend Katia. And we couldn’t help but wonder: What is Katia’s reaction? What does she think about all this? Who’s the other girl?

5. We need to reveal the mystery. So we have invited the protagonist much to her regret to our show. Tonight, in exclusive interview for BUM, BUM CORAZÓN… KATIA!!!!! How do you feel, Katia?

6. What do you think? My life has no meaning!

7. I understand, Katia. I know this is not a good moment for you… But in order to help our dear friend Katia to tell her confidences, we have the most reliable and meticulous journalists of the yellow press.

8. Please, give a great hand to: PEPITA LERCHANA, SUSY METICHOTA and KIKA LARETEIRA!!!! My dear friends, this is your turn. The floor is yours. Pepita, I know you are dying to talk to Katia.

9. Thank you, darling. Good evening, Katia.

10. Good evening.

11. Even if I pride myself on always being very well-informed, I think that it is you who must tell us how your relationship was before this greeeeeat scandal came to light. In my opinion, you don’t know much about your boyfriend.

12. Well, I suppose I don’t… Churry was so romantic, so sweet, he was such a gentleman… I can’t believe it… I feel so bad…

13. Anyone would feel bad in a situation like yours but… I admire your courage for coming here to this TV-set and talking to the audience…

14. Well… I …, I just want to show all the women in the world what it feels like for a cuckolded girl and I hope that that rotter gets what he deserves.

15. Excuse me, Pepita, I don’t mean to interrupt you, but I have a question for our friend Katia: Are you coming here for free or are you getting paid for talking about your misfortune?

16. That’s off the point right now!!

17. Maybe you have something to hide?

18. I don’t!!! Why do you pick a quarrel with me?

19. Nobody is picking a quarrel with you, dear. Our duty, as prestigious journalists, is the search of the whole truth.

20. If the cap fits, wear it.

21. I don’t allow you to treat me like that!

22. That’s enough! Stop it! Kika is waiting for her turn to speak. Go ahead, Kika.You look stunning tonight!

23. Oh, Simón! You are always so charming! I just want to give her my support, because no women should bear a situation like hers. We all know about Churry and his reputation as a womanizer before he began dating Katia. These photos don’t surprise me. In fact, I know the identity of the girl in the photo…

24. What a surprise for us!!! Tell us, please…

25. She is a Caribbean girl. Her name is Tiffany and she works as a salsa dance teacher. Apparently she met Churry last summer at a party and they got on very well…

26. Well, I have a different hot tip, and you know, Kika, that I always check my information. That’s what I have learnt during my years at University, because I have a degree, of course…

27. It’s unnecessary to reproach me for not going to University, but I dare to say that, when you were still studying and living with your parents, I was already working as a reporter.

28. Stop it! That’s enough! Both of you are excellent professionals. Please, Pepita, what do you have to say about all this?

29. According to a reliable source, Churry was already dating Tiffany before he met Katia.

30. Well, what a scoop!!!

31. Anyway, BUM, BUM CORAZÓN always wants to give you the trustworthiest information, so tonight we have a special guest that will help us to understand this story much better. In exclusive interview for BUM, BUM CORAZÓN: CHURRY CHULIGUAY!!!!!!!!!!

32. Welcome to our show, Churry. It’s a pleasure to have you here tonight.

33. Thank you very much. The pleasure is mine.

34. What are you doing here, you liar? How do you dare?

35. Calm down, please! Don’t lose your composure! We are here to inform the audience about your love story and you must help us instead of quarrelling…

36. I’m gonna kill him!!! Damn you! Go to hell, you bastard!

37. I can explain everything…!

38. And it is about time! This is getting interesting…

39. Would you like to win a fantastic car? Call now 12345678 or send a text message to 6666 with the word “CAR”. Let’s go on with the show, Ladies and Gentlemen. I think it is Churry’s turn to share his point of view with us…

40. Yes, thanks. Everything that has been said here is false and I …

41. False? And what about the magazine cover? Don’t deny the evidence!

42. You look very happy with that Caribbean girl…

43. But that’s not…

44. The magazine MARUJOLA is the best and always works with the best paparazzi. Look at these wonderful photos!

45. We could also say that you have been dating the photographer, haven’t you, Pepita?

46. If you are jealous, just tell me, ok?

47. Come on, girls, calm down and let Churry speak…

48. Uff, thank you Simón, as I was saying…

49. The photos are as clear as daylight!

50. Let me speak, damn it!