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Doctor Who’s AlternatE New Calvinist Timeline

Doctor Who’s AlternatE New Calvinist Timeline. 3616 B.C.: In the Beginning, The Doctor hears God say “Hip Hop Music is good.”

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Doctor Who’s AlternatE New Calvinist Timeline

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  1. Doctor Who’s AlternatE New Calvinist Timeline 3616 B.C.: In the Beginning, The Doctor hears God say “Hip Hop Music is good.” 1175 A.D.: Joshua Harris writes “I Kissed Dating Goodbye” and is placed under a sleeping spell by The Doctor (who used his Sonic Screwdriver) to wake up in the 20th century. As Harris brings back courtship, he ruins the lives of desperate Christian men everywhere. 1721 A.D.: Revivalist Jonathan Edwards tells the Doctor that he is going to bloody hell but Jesus loves you. But he really, really, really wants to destroy you. And if you’re white, God wants you to own black people as slaves! 1845 A.D.: In Augusta, Georgia, a group of slave owners decide to start their very own denomination called the Southern Baptist Convention. 1866 A.D.: The Doctor witnesses God putting His stamp of approval on The Lost Cause. 2005 A.D.: 2005 A.D.: The Doctor discovers that Paleoconfederate Doug Wilson's rewrite "Southern Slavery As It Was" as the still White Supremacist propaganda "Black And Tan" is a fixed point in time and cannot be erased by John Piper's 2013 declarations that Wilson "doesn't have a racist bone in his body."

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