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MIMAL. Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union. Chef MIMAL. You see him every time you look at the map…. Under his chef’s hat he hides a mini-soda – Minnesota Eye is in eye-o- wa - Iowa Fat, stomach feels Miss- ouri (misery!) Sits on his “can” – Ar -Kan- sas
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MIMAL Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union
Chef MIMAL • You see him every time you look at the map…. • Under his chef’s hat he hides a mini-soda – Minnesota • Eye is in eye-o-wa - Iowa • Fat, stomach feels Miss-ouri (misery!) • Sits on his “can” – Ar-Kan-sas • His feet feel “lousy-anna” – Louisiana
Chef MIMAL • M • Minnesota • The Chef’s HAT
Chef MIMAL • I • IOWA • The Chef’s face • Eye in “eye-o-wa”
Chef MIMAL • M • Missouri • The Chef’s fat Stomach/Shirt • feels “misery”
Chef MIMAL – More tricks • Holds a “tin tray” = Tennessee • On the tray is his favorite food, Kentucky Friend Chicken = Kentucky • He’s gassy – burps and makes an ill-noise = Illinois, right “in Dianna’s” face – Indiana • Where are the cheese heads? – Wisconsin • He is wearing an oven mitt – Michigan • Hides another soda behind his back because he “can” - Kansas
Chef MIMAL – More Tricks • He likes Muscle Cars, so he puts MAG wheels on his ride for a trip to Florida = Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia • Where is the most beef cattle raised? Texas! • What does the chef use to butcher the beef? A meat cleaver = Oklahoma • If you stand in the corner U CAN see 4 states = Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico • State looks like a guitine blade that seperates you from your money = Nevada (v shaped)
Chef MIMAL –More Tricks • Where are happy COWs from? = California, Oregon, Washington • Where are potatoes grown? (Looks like a potato masher) = Idaho • Do you see the man in Montana? • In the South we have 5 Southern Belles – all named after women: North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia, Maryland
Chef MIMAL – More Tricks • The “Middle Colonies” are made of up like a baseball team: • New York Yankees = New York • Who have pin stripped uniforms – Pennsylvania • Jerseys = New Jersey • & they wear underwear! = Deleware
Chef MIMAL – More Tricks • Upper Colonies • Leprechauns are Irish Catholics and go to Mass – Massachusetts • But the Church had to call an exterminator to take care of a rodent problem in the basement (Rhode Island) that was filled with New Hampsters (New Hampshire) and vermin (Vermont). • This state thnks that they are so great… the MAINE reason for everything in the U.S.