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My power point on jokes

My power point on jokes. Ha ha. Q . How do you make seven an even number ? A. Take away the s !!! Q. How do you know when a ghost is lying ? A. You can see right through them !!! Q. Which dog can jump higher than a building ? A. Any dog buildings can’t jump !!!

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My power point on jokes

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  1. My power point on jokes • Ha ha

  2. Q. How do you make seven an even number ? A. Take away the s !!! Q. How do you know when a ghost is lying ? A. You can see right through them !!! Q. Which dog can jump higher than a building? A. Any dog buildings can’t jump !!! Q. How do you make a fruit punch ? A. Give it boxing lessons !!! Q. Why is a horse like a wedding ? A. They both need a groom

  3. Q. Why did the boy take a pencil to bed ? A. To draw the curtains !!! Q. What did the maths book say to the other maths book ? A. Boy do I have problems !!! Q. Why was Rita carrying a ladder ? A. Because she as going to a high school !!! Q. What is a witch's favourite lesson in school ? A. Spellings !!!

  4. Q. What can a bunny do on a bmx ? A. A bunny hop !!! Q. Where does a rabbit learn to fly ? A. In the hare force !!! Q. Teacher :name to animals that live in a cold region? A. Student : a polar bear and his wife !!! Q. What do bunnies like to play ? A. Hop scotch !!!

  5. Q. What did the blanket say to the bed ? A. I have got you covered !!! Q. What is the difference between a teacher and a train ? A. Teacher says spit out your gum and a train says chew chewchew !!! Q. What time should you go to the dentist ? A. tooth-thirty !!! Q. Why do some football players not sweat ? A. Because of there fans !!!

  6. Q. What has a head a tail and no body ? A. A coin !!! Q. Why did mickey mouse go to outer space ? A. He wanted to see pluto !!! Q. When do ghosts play tricks on each other ? A. April ghouls day !!! Q. Why does vampires brush there teeth ? A. To get rid of bat breath !!!

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