Drama Club Spring Show 2013

1. Drama Club Spring Show 2013 Movie Twists

2. As the house dims… • Following an announcement to silence all phones, the curtain opens and the screen is visible. • Just as the audience is about to think they are watching a video, we hear a lone soloist from the house….

3. Do you hear the people singing? • The soloist: • Do you hear the people sing?Singing the song of angry men?Who refuse to pay too much For a movie yet again!When the plot is silly and dumb And CGI is all you’ve gotIt’s time for me to rent from NetflixWhen tomorrow comes!

4. Do you hear the people singing? • As he exits to the stage, another voice is heard from the other side of the house: • Will you join in our crusade?Who will be strong and rent with me?These movies are so tired • There is something new I long to see. • Yet another voice is heard in the house • Then join in onlineYou can join Netflix for free!

5. Do you hear the people singing? • As we approach the chorus, we hear voices from the house and the stage joining in: • Do you hear the people sing?Singing the song of angry men?Who refuse to pay too much For a movie yet again!When the plot is silly and dumbAnd CGI is all you’ve gotIt’s time for me to rent from NetflixWhen tomorrow comes!

6. Do you hear the people singing? • A soloist steps from the group on stage and sings: • When you gave all you could giveJust for a popcorn and a cokeThe movie shows how others liveAnd now you’re close to broke.The floors are all stickyAnd half of the chairs are all broke.

7. Do you hear the people singing? • The chorus swells and a lone flag person waves a giant Netflix flag behind and above the chorus as they finish singing: • Do you hear the people sing?Singing the song of angry men?Who refuse to pay too much For a movie yet again!When the plot is silly and dumbAnd CGI is all you’ve gotIt’s time for me to rent from NetflixWhen tomorrow comes!

8. Transition: Voice Overs • Narrator voice as curtain opens. • A single person steps out and shows the expressions of what the narrator says. • Narrator begins a rant about voice overs.

9. High School Musi-pocalypse • When hunky star basketball player Cory and gorgeous smart girl Alejandra are chosen to star in Miss Farkus' winter musical, their story seems suspiciously similar to a certain popular film...and one lawyer won't stand for it. But a potential lawsuit is the least of the cast's problems: money is running out, and the depressing script doesn't seem likely to generate sales. Luckily, an Ancient Mayan exchange student has written a blockbuster musical disaster -- and it's guaranteed to be the most volcanic, destructive, and lucrative musical any high school has ever seen. • Director: Garret Ross

10. Cell Block Tango~Disney Villains • Disney Villains sing a new version of Cell Block Tango—We had it coming • Lyrics by Michael Shelton

11. The Real Housewives of Disney • SNL skit • Director: TBD

12. Earworm~That annoying melody that never goes away • My Heart will go on—Rose sings it and Jack pushes her off and into the sea • Under the sea—Rose encounters a crustacean band and as a goldfish cracker with shark fin comes by • Jaws—runs everyone off the orchestra area.

13. Earworm • Rocky Theme—Rocky runs in from house, runs up stairs, trips at top. • Star Wars theme—Cue cards with Galaxy lines on them and cast moves them up as they sit on stairs. When finished, v/o about next on Maury show…(Ariel will write) • Insert Darth Vadar paternity episode (Ariel)

14. Earworm • Circle of Life—walking monkey thing drops simba and simba is caught by Indiana Jones while he is being chased by slow moving boulder • Indiana Jones theme—as he catches simba. Then he rips off indy outfit and has a disco suit on • Staying Alive—Indy picks up paint can and struts across the stage

15. Earworm • Time of my life—A random female jumps from the wings into Indy’s arms and they both fall. • Old Time Rock and Roll—a Tom Cruisishy guy comes sliding onto stage and dances but is interrupted by “everybody cut”. • Footloose—poorly choreographed dancing with shoes being tossed, exit out the house

16. Intermission

17. Transition • Possible Blair Witch style intro • Narrator steps forward to discuss inaccuracies of teen movies.

18. Bring It On • A parody of the popular film • 10 minutes or so • Director: TBD

19. Transition • Narrator discusses our obsession with vampires, wizards and hobbits, oh my!

20. Harry Is Hotter At Twilight • This crazed mash-up parody of the Harry Potter and Twilight series (with nods to Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Alice in Wonderland, and other stars of the pop culture pantheon) features invisible rabbits, armies of babies, murderous lunatics, evil gourmets and much more. Hilarity ensues as everyone's favorite wizards, vampires, and werewolves battle to save the gloomy town of Spork -- and indeed the world -- from certain destruction at the hands of the nefarious Fine Diner and the bloodthirsty Euphoria. • Director: Brooke Harris

21. Super Heroes Anonymous • Batman, Superman, Spiderman and a few others are in therapy due to their failing relationships. A female therapist listens as they share. • Train’s 50 Ways to Say Goodbye begins and the super heroes sing and dance along as they tell their stories. • When they finish the therapist sings Christina Aguilara’sYou Are Beautiful to them. • After they leave, the therapist rips off her shirt to reveal that she is Wonder Woman. • She concludes the scene by saying, “Men!”

22. Transition • Narrator sarcastically comments on violence in movies.

23. The Hunger Games • A spoof of the beloved movie of the same name. • Director: Celeste Duncan

24. Finale • Feldhaus enters in a trench coat and a boom box over her head. • Begins singing “Don’t you forget about me” • Seniors join dressed the same. • Eventually all of the cast is on stage. • Curtain call • Exit through house

25. Dates To Remember • March 25 & 26: Auditions • Prepared monologue and song (if you want to be considered for a singing role) • April 8: First read through—EVERYONE • April: Rehearsals all month long • Scenes/one-acts may rehearse on the following dates: April 9, 11, 15, 16, 17, 18, 22-26(outside of building or in room 106), 30 • Music or choreography on the following dates: April 15, 19, 29, May 1, 3 • May 5-8 (Dress rehearsals) • May 9-11 Show dates