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Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40

Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40 10. No longer need to worry about cleaning all that pesky hair out of your brush. 9. 40 is the new 30. But that means 50 is the new 40. Which means you’re now 50? Argh , I’m too old for this new math.

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Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40

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  1. Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40 10. No longer need to worry about cleaning all that pesky hair out of your brush. 9. 40 is the new 30. But that means 50 is the new 40. Which means you’re now 50? Argh, I’m too old for this new math. 8. Plenty of opportunities to peak into the neighbors bedroom windows in the middle of the night during the multiple trips to the bathroom. 7. Uhh, the mind is starting to go. I can’t remember #7. 6. Finally time for that mid-life crisis sports car. 5. Can now blame hearing loss when ignoring the wife and kids during Clemson football games. 4. That young whipper-snapper of a wife still looks pretty darn hot. 3. Nobody laughs at you anymore when you wear shorts, dark socks, and flip-flops. At least, you can n o longer hear them laugh. 2. You’re younger than Brett Favre. 1. Everybody buys you a drink tonight!

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