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FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?. Adidas. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research , 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho.
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FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? • Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,3 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho socho • Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?................. • A - The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why? • Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? • Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? • One of them is a widow
What are the three versions of JAVA software? • 1.) Mar JAVA • 2.) Mit JAVA • 3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ? • Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? • Sports Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why? • Ans. Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? • Hasi na.
What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....? • Push pa.
Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died. Why? • B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural? • ICICI Bank • Why? • Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! • ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person who is departing from India? • Hindustan Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? • Aamir Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? • Jal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga? • soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of Gravity? • its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.