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BEST PEN EVER

You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!. BEST PEN EVER. Features:. It writes for you It reads for you It records your notes It records what you write It can read music It can record lectures Just upload your files and never type again! It scans Can translate into 46,768 languages

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BEST PEN EVER

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  1. You’ll never have to use your brain again!!! BEST PEN EVER

  2. Features: • It writes for you • It reads for you • It records your notes • It records what you write • It can read music • It can record lectures • Just upload your files and never type again! • It scans • Can translate into 46,768 languages • It has lightning bolts on it!

  3. Wait! There’s more! • Lightning bolts light up for easy use at night • Discreet stun gun! • Click three times for self-destructBest Pen Ever Corp. is not responsible for any injury sustained due to Best Pen Ever use.

  4. Now in more models! New ERASER look for even more discretion!

  5. FOUR LAWS: • Enhance: Safety, extension of eyes and ears, arms (writes for you) • Obsolesces: The pen, the scanner, the tazer, IED, voice recorders, translators • Retrieve: Personal Assistance, assistant, Concealed weapons, Roger Moore • Reverse: Lethal Weapon, Lazy, nobody reads.

  6. Order now and get our BRAND NEW MODEL! *NOTE: BEST PEN EVER PRODUCTS CANNOT BE USED TO WRITE ON PAPER

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